SC6 Fake News: Upcoming Health Care Bill to Exclude South Carolina Due to 'Pre-Existing Condition'

Palmetto State Deemed An 'Unsafe Environment' And Thus, All It's Residents Are Uninsurable .

As the fine print of the newly minted Health Care Bill gets read, an odd wrinkle was recently discovered by staffers. Apparently the ENTIRE state of South Carolina has been excluded from eligibility of coverage. Depending on which side you are on of this issue, this is either great news, or good news.....

This crux of the codicile involves what was recently discovered - that many South Carolinians have a virulent disliking of President Obama. So much so that Congressman Jim Clyburn recently was told that the First Couple felt it might be unsafe for Mrs. Obama to visit a state where he family's roots are entrenched. The Obama's are shooting for a Health Care plan where the average American has the same plan that they do - in theory, at least. Since traveling to South Carolina is at about the same risk level as skydiving, bungee jumping and bullfighting, the Obamas would be ineligible for coverage, and if they aren't covered, no one is. Hence, all South Carolinians will now be forced to buy insurance on TV from Billy Mays....

As an unnamed White House insider put it, "That f**king place is crazy.... What with that violent 'You Lie' thing, and those Gamecock Fans..... Hell, we had no choice. The only car insurance we could get them for going there was a crappy SR-22 policy with SafeAuto. Our hands were tied." As mass hysteria prepares to take hold when private insurance is dissolved, and the Palmetto State falls into utter insurance anarchy, we will keep you up to date and on the scene - as we watch CNN coverage from a safe distance.

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