Flo From Progressive Is As Crazy-Sexy As They Come In Our Book...
We've chatted about Flo from the Progressive ads before in our 'Name this Person' segment. From the first time I saw the commercials featuring her, I was strangely attracted to her - why I don't know. I kept my silence, for fear of being thrown in a sanitarium, until my brother Matt commented about it. Then i started asking, and it's pretty much official - most guys would do the nasty with Flo at a moment's notice. But why??
Granted, there are few 'classic beauty' features about Flo. She has nice eyes, and the lipstick is okay, but aside from that, you don't have to look far to find more attractive women in the normal sense. For my money, Flo's sexiness is one simple fact..... She's damaged goods. Most guys like the idea of sex with an absolute crazy girl - then running as far and as fast as they can. But not me...
I like Train Wrecks because I like what I understand, and if there's one thing I can relate to, it's a kooky girl. The prospect of getting inside Flo's brain, figuring it out, and understanding what the hell is going on in there is pretty intriguing... That, and the crazy girl sex would be cool too.... I know, it's just a character she plays on the commercials. Then again, maybe not. Here's a clip of her doing a comedy routine on the 99 cent Store - before she landed the Flo Gig.
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4 comments:
no doubt, you are a kook!
Guilty as charged. ;)
Don't lie, if you were single, you'd poke her.
She (the Flo charachter) does seem to be the kinda chick that would get the Mel Gibson impression with a box of Milkbones... might even bark for you... not coyote ugly and bearing a little kink.
You might want to check her shot record though.
I'll do that, Anon !
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