How Will They Find it? Just Follow the Smell........
Time to round up the posse.... The Montauk Monster has been stolen !!! The dog - un, unidentified animal - found on the beach last month on Long Island, has been stolen from the backyard of the guy who was holding him.
Eric Olsen, a Hamptons Real Estate agent and surfer - there's a nice combination - had been keeping the dog - uh, identified animal - in his yard to decompose, so that it's skeleton could be set in resin and encades in glass by a high end local artist. Only in the friggin' Hamptons.......
Such is life in the East End of Long Island. Everyone is a liar or a crook, and you can't buy a house until after high tide, when your real estate agent gets off the waves... Meanwhile, everyone is trying to make millions off of the carcass of a dead dog. Crazy.......
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