I have to admit it - I hate Jim Moran. He's one of those Democrats that I would like to see just disappear one day. Maybe it's because he's a partisan a-hole. Maybe it's because he represents Virginia, but he's got the thickest Massachusetts accent south of Roxboro. Maybe because it's that I have an old buddy named Jim Moran, and he's a real nice guy, so i find it hard to believe that soemone with the same name can be such a putz....
However, we may have found a weak spot in Moran's bluster. He can't stand those ED commercials for Viagara, Cialis and Enzyte. Word is that Smiling Bob's face instantly sends Moran into a Kramer-like tizzy, where starts inexplicably yelling "Yo Yo Ma !!!!" throughout the Cannon Building hallways..
How bad does Moran have it? He's planning on submitting a bill to outlaw airing ED treatment commercials between 6AM and 10PM, when the little kiddies are in bed, and they can't hear such explicit talk like 'Four Hour Erections'. At least, that's his excuse. We think Moran has another 'soft spot' for the subject. Our suggestion is to mail a dildo or pics or drawings of a penis to his office ASAP...
Hey Jim........ ERECTION !!!!!!!!!!!
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