I'm the Guy on the Right............
I was chatting with Ms. X tonight, and she asked me a question every guy wants to here from a woman - 'Tell me more about you'. Nice.......... But, what exactly WHAT do you tell them? I dunno. So I decided to write another quiz for all of you about your favorite unpaid internet personality - me!
1. Mike and all his siblings' names start with 'M', but Mike was going to be named something, and they later gave that name to the dog - what was it?
A. Milton
B. Andy
C. Bob
D. Marty
2. What song is on Mike's cellphone ringtone?
A. Bizet
B. Wagner's "Flight of the Bumble bee."
C. Alice in Chains' "Rooster"
D. The Theme From 'The Lone Ranger'
3. Which reason was NOT given when Mike got dumped by a girl?
A. He was an NY Islander fan
B. She was a Virgin
C. He had bad credit
D. She thought he'd be more successful.
4. Which surgery did Mike NOT have?
A. Kidney
B. Nose
C. Tooth
D. Appendix
5. What meal does Mike make better than anyone on Earth?
A. Chicken Parmigiana
B. Lasagna
C. Clams Casino
D. General Tso's Chicken.
6. Which States did Mike finish Jr. High, High School and College?
A. New York, North Carolina, South Carolina.
B. New York, North Carolina, New York.
C. South Carolina , North Carolina, New York.
D. New York, New York, New York.
7. Which country has Mike never been to?
A. Germany
B. Austria
C. Ukraine
D. Canada
8. What sport did Mike play in High School?
A. Bowling
B. Football
C. Track
D. Lacrosse
9. Who does NOT share their birthday with Mike? July 9th, by the way....
A. Courtney Love
B. OJ Simpson
C. George W. Bush
D. Tom Hanks
10. Which way did Mike NOT break a Bone?
A. Broke 3 toes when a car drove over his foot.
B. Broke his nose playing Kill the Guy With the Ball.
C. Broke a thumb roller skating.
D. Broke a collarbone falling off the monkey bars.
Answers: 1-B, 2-C, 3-A, 4-D, 5-A, 6-B, 7-D, 8-C, 9-C, 10-A.
Scores:
0-5: Good. You know next to nothing about me, and we like it that way. Don't worry about failing, not everyone is meant to know everything, and you've kept the Bell Curve nice and low.
6-8. You have a good grasp of Mike, which means that you are likely an ex-girlfriend, so stop harrassing me! You know enough, so go waste your time learning about other things.
9-10. You are intelligent, well-informed, friendly, and people like you a lot. Sorry, I was reading my horoscope. You need to be served with a restraining order, you stalker nut job!! As Shatner once said, "Get a Life, will ya!"
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1 comment:
so what was your score mike
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