Like the little kid said in 'Big Daddy', initiating the conversation is half the battle.... So, to help you out, we here at SC6 found a website with a nice, comprehensive list of pickup lines. I'm not saying they're good ones, necessarily, but a loaded arsenal of BS is always helpful. Like the saying goes, "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
My personal favorites:
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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4 comments:
do you know why I shop the piggly wiggly in Manning
You asked me this last year, and you STILL haven't told me why !!!
Moye - sure we want to know the answer?
Mike - I get all my pickup lines from Ford Fairlane. "Hickory dickory dock, get over here *** and .... "
here's another one
"Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)"
and about 2200 more:
http://pickuplines.org
Could ya give me a link on this post?
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