Sasquatch Has Been Messed With Too Much, 'Cause He's Found Dead in Georgia.

Is the Bigfoot Mystery Finally Solved ??

It's a slow news day today. Rainy days will do that... First we had the Montauk Monster, now news comes out that the body of Bigfoot has been found in Northern Georgia - the same state that created Hogzilla.. Just to avoid any confusion, this is the Peach State, not the country. Just wanted to make sure you didn't think Sasquatch died as a Georgian resistance fighter....

The giant beast was found by a Clayton County cop, and a former corrections officer dead in the woods. They went on a local radio show, and said the only guy they would show it to is famed Bigfoot expert Robert Barrows. How you becom a Bigfoot expert, i don't know. but......

Anyway, Barrows flew to Georgia, and checked out the animal in a freezer the pair kept it in, and he's convinced it is the real deal.. It's the right size (about 7'7"), and it is obvious that it is a real.....uh.... thing. The group will hold a press conference Friday, and Barrows even personally invited Fox News' Megyn Kelly to check it out herself. That sly bastard !! 'Hey Baby, how's about flying out to Cali, and checking out my Bigfoot??' Nice play, buddy...

Do I believe all this? I don't know. It could be. Even Bigfoots have to die sometime. However, from all reports, Bigfoot lived in the Pacific Northwest, so how did one suddenly end up in Georgia? Is it all a hoax - like offshore drilling? Who knows...

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