Hugh Hefner Is Having a Worse Month Than Bush..

Well, One Out of Three Ain't Bad...

If you thought that George Bush and John McCain are having a rough stretch lately, they have nothing on Hugh Hefner. Clearly, it is a bad time for old guys....

Not that I've ever seen it, and I'm not lying, but Hef has a TV Reality show with him and the three chicks he is supposedly sharing. Well, like all good things - Survivor, Pet Rocks and the GOP running Congress - it appears to coming to en end...

Last month, Hot Chick Number One, Holly Madison, left the trio of blondes under Hefner's spell.... Now, word is that Hot Chick Number Two, Kendra Wilkinson, is leaving Hef an is now suddenly engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. Yeah, Baskett is like the third string receiver for a .500 team that can't throw. I'm in a fantasy football league that has about 30 receivers, and no one has Baskett. Sounds like Kendra was accepting any and all applicants.

Can you blame them for splitting? They're in their early to mid 20's, hanging out with an Octagenarian with a red smoking jacket. Granted, he is a bazillionaire, but even they decided there were other guys out there.... Personally, what was Hefner thinking. The guy basically hooked up with three girls, but still managed to avoid eating from the Kellogg's Variety Pack. "Uh, I could have the blonde with the big boobs, the blonde with the big boobs, or the blonde with the big boobs." C'mon Hef, grab a blonde, a brunette and a redhead... Must we teach him everything????

But Hef is doing fine.. He's currently dating a pair of 19 yr. old twins - I shit you not. Speaking of the Kellogg's Variety Pack, here's a scene from one f my favorite movies - 'City Slickers'. It gives you an idea of how different life is between a 20 year old, and an 80 year old...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fGMDgDcJ8E&feature=related

.