Obama, McCain Agree to Keep Congress From Chewing Up the Furniture...

Obama Forgot His Scepter, McCain Forgot His Jester Outfit.....

Barack Obama and John McCain got together today for the first time since the election to patch things up, and to work on bipartisan solutions for the upcoming year. My favorite term used today was that the two of them pledged to come together, and change the 'bad habits of Washington.'

Bad habits? What are they referring to? Well, it was a bit slow at the dealership this aftrenoon, so Rick and I joined heads, and made up a list of what 'bad behaviors' they were talking about. So, with apologies in advance to good puppies and kittens, kindergartners, and the movies Animal House , Porky's and the American Pie trilogy, we give you the "Bad Baby Not to Do List."

1. No Puking Hairballs on the carpet in the Oval Office.

2. No Pooping in the Rose Garden

3. No Sniffing the First Lady's woo-woo, no sniffing balls, no sniffing asses, no picking asses, no picking noses, no sniffing or picking ANYTHING !!!

4. No leaving chewing gum under the House Speaker's desk.

5. No passing "I like You, do you like me" notes around the Senate chambers.

6. No drinking games durig the State of the Union address. There will be no social drink whenever the word 'Change ' is mentioned..

7. No 'AIG SUX' graffiti on the Capitol Building.

8. Job One - no screwing the interns! You do not dip you pen into the company ink.

9. Senator Robert Byrd is not allowed to use the N-word.

10. If the price of the junket makes you say "Holy Shit!", then don't go on it.

and.... one extra one for you:

11. No more teabagging Sen. Ted Stevens while he falls asleep in committee meetings...

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