Don't Be Fooled... That Microphone Is Deadly In Kenney's Hands..
Yes, the Kenney Boone jokes are coming, but I do have to give some legitimate reasons for endorsing Kenney Boone, right? So, here they are. Since he took over a Sheriff four years ago, there has been a fundamental change in how the Department handles business. I can describe it in one word: Proactivity.
Instead of the Sheriff's Department sitting in their cars or at the station, they are out there, catching the bad guys. Thats all we ask of them,and they are doing it. Corruption in Lake City, drug dealers in Florence, Sexual Offenders countywide - Boone and his deputies are out there, making it happen. It may look statistically like crime is going up in Florence, but I'd rather have that stat go up than murders, rapes and drug deaths.....
I only have one request: if Kenney gets an e-mail from Robert Leise from Florence, please return it - I can't take the bitching anymore. Fix that, and you'll get 100% of the vote - except for the old cronies who liked looking the other way while the county went down the pooper... That said , here are the last ten reasons Kenney Boone is SO BAD .....
The chief export of kenney Boone is Pain...
Some kids can piss their name in the snow - Kenney Boone can piss his name into concrete.
Kenney Boone does not use spell check. If he misspells it, Oxford changes the spelling to match
A Roundhouse kick from Kenney Boone is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
There is no "CTRL" button on Kenney Boone's computer. Kenney Boone is ALWAYS in control
A Grizzly Bear once threatened to eat Kenney Boone. Kenney showed him his fist, and the bear proceeded to eat himself, as that would be a less painful way to die.
You are what you eat. Kenney Boone eats Bad Ass.....
It only takes Kenney Boone 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes - he's that good.
Kenney Boone's Cowboy Boots are made from real Cowboys. Dallas Cowboys. Sorry, I'm a Giant fan.
And, the last Kenney Boone is so bad for another four years...........
Kenney Boone doesn't take showers. He only takes Blood Baths........
It's been fun, folks !!
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6 comments:
watch it punk... i'll get Lindsey Graham to bitch slap you into next week!
My son may be working for Kenney, when he gets out of the army. They told him to call when he returns to S.C.
I'd put in a good word for him, but, uh.......... You know.
Umm no, I don't know. Sorry, am I missing something? Or being ditzy?
It was a bit vague... I was referring to being the guy that all the politicians read, but none admit to knowing.
I think you are just being to hard on yourself.
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