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Friday, July 04, 2008

Breaking News: My Cousin Chris Is Coming Home From Iraq.

Hoo-ah !!

Great news today... I got a call from my Cousin John in Pennsylvania, and his son Chris will be coming home from his 15 month tour in Iraq soon. Thank God.

There is no official date yet. Chris is an Army Ranger in the 82nd Airborne, so they don't call you officially until he is in the air and on his way home. The guess date is July 17th, so he still has a couple weeks left. I'm assuming that he'll be back on Saturday the 19th, so I'll be making my first trip up to Fort Bragg in Fayette Nam then.

I haven't seen Chris since 2000, when he was a scrawny 13 year old, but I'll be the first to say that he's more of a man than I am. I'm proud of his service to our country, but I'll be glad we gets home. Hopefully, this will be his only tour, but I have the feeling that next year, he may have to go back one last time....




But, none of that for now. When I get the call that he's on the way, there will surely be a blog post with plenty of pics from Fort Bragg. Coming Soon........


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Is It Just Me, Or Is Barack Obama Getting a Little Long-Winded?


Good Thing They're Seated, 'Cause They're Gonna Be There a While....
Sometimes we fall in love with ourselves. I remember when I was in a band a few years ago, and everyone was telling how great my guitar playing was. Eventually, i started believing them, to where I thought I was actually pretty good. Then I saw my buddy in New York play..... and I realized that I still sucked.
Barack Obama is beginning to fall into the same trap. Yes, Obama is a good speaker, and sometimes along the trail, you have to make the 'big speech'. That was true, especially early on. However, most of America has heard Obama's shtick by now, so a quickie now and then would be nice. Team Obama apparently is not listening......
I was on my usual end of week drive home last night, listening to POTUS 08, when they played a speech given by Obama earlier in the day to a group in North Dakota. The topic was taking care of our troops. It got a bit dull after a couple minutes, so I popped in a CD (Lit), and listened to that instead. The CD's probably about 50 minutes long. I finished and ejected it......... and Obama is STILL going on about the same topic !
No offense to our troops, but even they don't want to listen to a guy kiss their asses for an entire hour. This crowd wasn't even at a military base - it was a civilian group. But since it it the 4th of July, Obama took it as an opportunity to try and shore up his image on the subject - and he bored these guys to death.
It's becoming clear that Obama is falling in love with the sound of his own voice. Remember the first time you heard a great song? Now think about the millionth time you heard that great song... How long did it take for you to flip the channel. Well, i flipped the channel too, and i'm sure most of America is as well. And some think waterboarding is torture........
I got some sage advice from a friend after a dud of a speech I gave at the Liberty Restaurant back in 2005. They gave me 15 minutes to speak, and I blew it because I tried to use all of it. The advice I got? 'It's better to give a good three minute speech than a bad 15 minute speech." Wise words indeed. I follow that rule with every speech I give, and on the blog, i try to keep the posts short - not just because I don't have the time to research, but also to not bore all of you guys. Your welcome !!
A crowd - and radio listeners - can't pay attention for more than 5-10 minutes, so to drone on for an hour is fruitless, and more likely, detrimental to your campaign. Obama seems to not have learned this lesson, but he will eventually. Speaking of which, I'm tired of my own voice right now. Peace Out !!
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Think You Know a Lot About Politics? Well, Go Take the PoliQuiz, Hot Shot...


We all would like to think we're politically smart. Well, some of us are smarter than others - and I'm not one of them.... Want to know your political IQ? Come take the Sunlight Foundation's PoliQuiz.....
It's pretty cool. It's a series of multiple choice questions, where you get more points for faster correct answers, and they get progressively harder as it goes on. I got a 370, which didn't even come close to cracking the Top Ten. Some dude named Paul got over 10,000. No likes a smartass, Paul.
It's a slow weekend, so if you have ten minutes to kill, it's pretty good. They also include handy info about what pork programs each of the members are sending your tax dollars on. Here's the link:
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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Hey Buddy !

Hi. I'm feeling very positive tonight. Three days off will do that for you ! What could have been a disaster of a week actually turned out to be one of the best I've had in a while... It made me know that God and a few other people are clearly looking out for me. Thank you all so much. Even work went very well - no temper tantrums or arguments for two weeks now......





Knowing that you guys have my back, I wanted to tell you all that I love you guys too. maybe not all of you that I want to read this will see it today, but I'm sure eventually you will. For those of my friends here, I'll do my best to be that chipper guy with the big laugh and smile that you know so well. At work, I'll do my best as long as I'm there, with an eye towards coming home and setting up camp for good.




For the other one, there are plenty of things I'd like to say here for everyone to know, but your privacy is most important, so I'll tell you I miss you, and I think of you every day. Doing that will earn the trust from you that I value so much. No matter what, I have your back, sweetie. Nice to know someone loves you that much, eh? Are you blushing yet??





Anyway, I'm just feeling very chipper today, so i thought I'd tell all of you. Time for a video clip that has meant alot to me this past year. Yeah, it's a bit fruity, but I'm allowed to be fruity once in a while....



www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PWfB4lurT4




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What Does Jim Carrey Have to Do With Work?


AAAAAALLLLLLLL RIGHTY THEN !!
It's Thursday night, and I just got home. After this very interesting week, I'm ready to rest up and enjoy the holiday weekend. So, i'm going to take it easy tonight, and leave you with just this one post.....
So, what does Jim Carrey have to do with my job? Well, we get a lot of travelers in Hilton Head, and today I had a guy from Florida. He wasn't just from anywhere in Florida, but Collier County, Florida. Where is Collier County? Well, it the extreme southwestern county in Florida - basically it's Gator Country. More importantly, it's the home of imaginary Ace Ventura field goal kicker Ray Finkle !!!
Sorry, but I saw that tag, and I couldn't stop thinking of Ray Finkle til the guy left. So, here's a clip of Ray and Ace. Be back tomorrow.......
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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Help ! It's Dark Out Here ....


Hey. It's me, and I'm here in my car, spending the first night in utter solitude.... I don't think I'm gonna get any sleep tonight. For a full-sized car, the back seat on this Avalon leaves a lot to be desired. Next time I'm homeless, I'm going to steal the Van with the Wizard on the side from the Alltel commercial...... Betcha they sleep okay.
Seriously, all I hear are friggin' crickets, and my legs keep falling asleep !! I'm scared... There are twigs cracking, and I swear a water moccasin is going to slide in the car through the AC vents !!!!! This sucks , man. Thank God I go home tomorrow.... I swear, I'll never tear the tag off the mattress or go thru the express lane with 11 items ever again. I'll even never go to the Trophy Club - wait, let's not get crazy here...
Did you hear that? What is that????? MOMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. Matt found a place to stay, so I won't be sleeping in the car tonight - yet!
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Why? Because We're Beaufort County, and We're Better Than You Are.....


You've seen the Taj MaHonda.... Now take a look at the newest place around the corner in Okatie (pronounced Oak-uh-tee)...... Maybe you can't tell what it is. It's a Food Lion. Yes, the same supermarket chain that couldn't keep the beef of the floor of the butcher dept. a few years back, has a store with real brick exteriors and laminate flooring !!
How come? Because it's Beaufort County, and they make you spend an extra billion dollars making whatever YOU want however THEY want. Seriously, we don't have a sign up that says Honda yet, so we put up a banner on the building, and they made us take it down... Granted, the area does look pretty good thanks to it. Makes you kinda jealous, doesn't it?
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Hey Chiefs Fans... Sit Yo' Asses Down !!

Those Butts Better Be Planted on the Seats, Or Someone's Gonna Pay !!

And now, a new snippet from the "I Shit You Not" file..... he Kansas City Chiefs of the NFL (No Fun League), have instituted a new rule for their fans at Arrowhead Stadium next year. Standing will not be tolerated at games next year. You read correctly... Standing or other forms of obstructing the view of other fans could result in getting kicked out of the game. From now on, you can celebrate that TD or interception with a gentle Golf Clap. Shhhhhhhh !!!!

Arrowhead Stadium has devised this as part of it's 'Fan Code of Conduct' for next year's games. Sure, it's supposed to make the games more family friendly, and to avoid the drunken strip shows that go on at halftime in the stands. Good Luck on that....

Trying to get football fans to stay in their seats is like getting Jim Clyburn to french kiss Pat Buchanan. It just ain't gonna happen... Football is football. It's the greatest game on earth, and Americans will not stand for this sitting. I say no to Arrowhead !! KC Chief fans must stand up for their right to stand up, and create chaos in the streets 24/7 til this unfair rule is done away with. Okay, maybe they might just want to write a letter...

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Jailbreak In Amsterdam !! Wild Animals on the Loose!


If I've Said It Once, I've Said It a Million Times.....Giraffes Ain't Nothing But Troublemakers !!!!!
In Amsterdam this week, the streets turned into mass hysteria (sort of), when a bunch of animals from a local circus broke out of their cage and into town for about 4 hours. It all started when a giraffe (aka Problem Child), kicked a hole in the cage. He and 14 of his brethren, along with two zebras, some llamas, and potbellied pigs all escaped.
Okay, maybe it was insanity.... The locals were just watching them as they ran around, and some even fed them, which is a big no-no. No word if any Amsterdamans (?) gave to animals any doobies to smoke. Hey, it IS Holland....
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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

So What Music is Nicole Kidman Playing When the Baby Comes ??


We're having a run on celebrity mommies this Summer. Angelina Jolie is popping one out anytime now, and I'm sure it will look perfect. Another one is saucy Aussie Nicole Kidman. It's her first naturally born child, which makes me wonder why she and Tom Cruise couldn't have kids, now they're both squeezing out puppies now....
Anyway, Kidman is married to country star Keith Urban, and it has been well-publicized that her favorite song is NOT one of Urban's. So, what is the Top Track on Kidman's baby delivery music ?????
We here at SC6 have used all of our powers and skill to uncover what no one else could. So, here it is...........
Who Knew ?????
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Monday, June 30, 2008

Congress Takes Steps to Protect Merchants From Credit Card Overcharges, But You Can Keep Paying...


I read an interesting article on TheHill.com this week, about Congress taking action against credit card companies. That sounds nice and overdue, but the only problem is that they are fighting for the second best constituent, rather than the first. If only they worked that hard for us....
You may not know this, but the convenience store association has a very powerful and smart lobby. Just like any group, they hit on Congress when they feel they are being wronged. The big trouble is that the credit card companies aren't really wrong, but the lobby gives contributions, and consumers don't. Here is the issue.
Merchants pay a percentage of gross sales to the credit card companies, usually around %1.75 ,others charge higher, hence the "We Don't Accept AMEX" sign at some merchants. Now, different cards pay different rates. You have o ne of those Frequent Flyer or Cash Back cards? Well, the merchants pay higher for that card. In essence, the merchants is partially financing the rewards you get, and they don't like it.
Just how much more? Not much really. It is usually 2.0% , but that extra .25% adds up. Revenue from that has jumped from $6.6 billion in 2006 to $7.6 in 2007. That cuts out a lot of margin for error for businesses with low profit margins like convenience stores. So, if merchants need to jack prices up .25% , then do it, right? Why do it when Congress can do it for you... they pay them anyway.
The unfair part, of course, is how Congress will jump all over the banks for something they can pass on to consumers, but when regular citizens are getting charged $39 over the limit and late charges for being $3 over their $300 credit card, they have no recourse, becuase Congress got help writing the laws from the banks themselves. Well, this IS the same Congress that let the Pharmaceutical Industry write the Medicare Part D bill...
Maybe it's time we make up our own lobby - except we don't let Congress know we're working for average citizens. A REAL group looking out for us, not like the BS that AARP pulls off.... If you have an idea of what to name it, feel free to leave a comment..
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Paul Begala Takes the High Road...



Funny, I Didn't See Him There at All....




Former Clinton team member Paul Begala has never been a very classy guy. He likes to think of himself as being tough, but actually he is the wimpy kid in the corner that talks smack all day long, but you don't bother kicking his ass because he's not worth the effort. Like Me.......





Begala's latest verbal assualt came this week , when he called a group of people at a GOP fundraiser "Dirtbags"to a group of Democratic Party fundraisers. "You should have seen the joint: wall to wall fat-cats. The limos were lined up around the block. If you stood in the middle of the room and yelled "hey dirtbag", a thousand necks would have snapped around."




Now, don't expect me to sit here and overly defend a bunch of guys who are millionaires, but the truth is that there are Democratic fat-cat dirtbags just as much as GOP dirtbags. Actually, I doubt many of them are dirtbags, but I'm guessing Begala really wanted to call them scumbags, but was afraid. They are probably equally dirt or scumbags.




It's another case of the Democrats just trying to paint the GOP as the Grand Oil Party, as he likes to call them, when there are special interests that the Dems cater to just as much, that do just as much damage to the progress and fabric of this country as Big Oil has. Unions and the NEA come to mind of the top of my head.....




Paul, you are exactly what you called the GOP - a big , whiny crybaby. Stick to critiques that aren't so hypocritical, and maybe SOMEONE will listen to you.
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Sunday, June 29, 2008

It's Time to Come Home...


It's been an interesting month. I almost lost my job - thanks again to my big mouth. Luckily, I have learned a bit from my mistakes, so i didn't go off the deep end and totally blow my stack, and things are back to normal on the job. The problem now is that the post I had a few weeks ago has come to fruition. The posts may be slowing down this week, because the dealership hasn't gotten the wi-fi installed yet, and I won't be able to post from Matt's, because he's leaving...
Yes, as of Monday, I will be homeless. Not technically, but it looks like I'll be spending Monday thru Thursday nights in my car, then cleaning up at work every morning. I'm not ticked off at my brother, although I never understand his unwillingness to stick with a job, but I should have known this by now, so you get what you set up.
I'd like to stay here, but it costs too much to be on my own, and all my obligations are in Florence, so it's time to try and get back home. I want to sleep in my own bed every night, I want to cut grass on Wednesdays and be lazy on Saturdays. I want to spend time with my friends.
I know life has been very crazy over the last year, and most of it has been my own fault. If I could go back and start life over to last July of 2007 and be back at Newsome I would, but that's just not happening. All I can do is be patient, while still affecting change to get where I want to be. I love my house, and I want to be there seven days a week, so the plan is to find work in Flotown again, be in the auto business, or finally moving on to something else.
The other part is to be with the people I care about. Hilton Head is cool, but i have no real relationships with anyone there. It doesn't happen in four months, so it's no suprise. I need to spend more time with my friends, and more with someone in particular. I missed her an unbelievable amount this past Spring, because I needed to take a step back. A funny thing happened, though. I found out that I really missed her. We make each other laugh, and there is a connection between the two of us that I don't have with anyone else. We get each other. I love her, and nothing will happen if I stay in Hilton Head. It's not the only reason, but it is part of it.
In short, my life is tied inextricably to Florence, and unless I cut all ties, i have to come back, and I want to come back. I spent the weekend away last week, and by Monday, I wanted to come home. I want to be home everyday. I want to smile again, like when I'm with those I care about. We'll see how it goes.....
I'll be posting when I can, and it'll be still like the old SC6, not "Tales from my Avalon".... When there is any big news fom this front, I'll let you all know. Wish me luck.
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Maybe Cellphones CAN Fry Your Brain...


There's been a lot of chatter about whether cell phone usage can cause brain cancer. I thought it was a little bit of hooey, but then again, my mom never could go near a microwave for fear of making her pacemaker go haywire. This clip may convince you a bit too.....
It may scare you a bit, or you may have just found a new way to impress girls at parties, as Ben suggested. You may have seen this before, but check it out, and see what people around the world are finding - those cell phone waves are REAL..... Thanks to Bobby for passing this on to me..
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Saturday, June 28, 2008

SC6 Hits Another Milestone: Post Number 1200...






Cheers, As We Celebrate Our 1200th Post........





Welcome again, as SC6 continues to roll on. Post Number 1200 ! Yes, we've always focused on quantity, not quality, so you don't have to think or spend too much time reading here on our dumbed down blog. All we're after is to make you laugh and maybe think once in a while - while you're laughing. How long will it continue on? The goal is to get to Post Number 2009 sometime next year, then we'll drink some Kool Aid and go out in a Heaven's Gate-type suicide pact. Maybe we'll just retire instead....







Finding some significant 1200's was tough, but here's a couple......




For you motorcycle enthusiasts, we have a BMW K1200 sportbike.







Or, if cars are more your thing, it's a Datsun 1200 utility truck.








In sports, here's Hockey Star Jeremy Roenick (who?) scoring his 1200th career point. Trust me, it's a lot......






And lastly, it's Our Lady of Mariazell Basilica in Austria - built around the year 1200..........That's old. The stuff you lean by Googling the number 1200, eh?
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RIP UGA VI: Georgia Loses It's Bulldog...


Today, news comes out that UGA VI, the mascot for the University of Georgia football team, passed away from congestive heart failure. He was 9 years old, or 63 years to you and me.....
For any Georgia fans, the greatest thrill was to have your or your kid's picture taken with UGA VI. Treated like a rock star, UGA VI had his own custom dog house, and loved to lay on bags of ice to keep cool during those hot Athens Saturday afternoons. While all Gerogia Bulldogs are revered, UGA VI differentiated himself a few years back by trying to bite an Auburn University football player on the sidelines during a game. Good Boy !
Although the search for UGA VII now begins, UGA VI will be missed....
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Erection 2008: Will the Presidency Be Decided By a Spoiler ?





They're Both Smiling Now, But Will McCain or Obama be Blindsided By a Third Party Candidate ????

We might say this every four years, but it's more correct this year. 2008 will be a turning point election year. For the first time since 1976, we will have an election that doesn't have a Bush or Clinton somewhere on the ticket - at least I think so, but that may change, and I may be correcting myself as I write this. It's about time. This county needs to move on a bit, and change it's course to a point.

When you have such a turning point election, there is the possibililty of a third party candidate coming in and changing the outcome. John Anderson in 1980, Ross Perot in 1992, and Ralph Nader in 2000 all played a part in who won. Could 2008 have a similar outcome? Well, it depends on the candidates running.

Back in 1992, George Bush was finishing his first term, and with the economy being sluggish, there was a bit of 'Reagan fatigue' settling in. For whatever reason, Ross Perot caught traction, and picked off enough of the center to tilt the '92 election for Bill Clinton - despite Clinton only getting 43% of the vote. Can it happen again? Not from the vantage point of fatigue of the major candidates. There is no incumbent, and as much as the Democrats try to call a McCain win as a third Bush term, the truth is change is coming , no matter who wins.....

That being said, what about the actual third party candidates? Is there another Perot in our midst? I doubt it, but let's review......

Ralph Nader - Independent.

Remember Pearl Jam's first album? Remember how different it sounded, and the juice it had on it's release? Everyone was wearing flannel shirts and Doc Martens, and growing out their hair and doing heroin.... Okay, maybe not heroin. Now, remember the third album? Me neither. Well, Nader is on his third run, and the shtick is getting old. I listen to POTUS 08 24/7 in my car, and even there, Nader isn't getting any airplay. He won't get the 3-5% that might kill an Obama victory, and the Dems have finally figured that out. So, the left will likely close it's ranks on the left - especially with a flaming liberal like Obama on the top of the ticket. Nader, 1% or less....

Bob Barr - Libertarian.

This could be interesting. Why? Not because the Libertarian Party suddenly has clicked with the voters. But, because Barr was a longtime Republican, and he essentially hijacked the party convention - which happens to the Liberatrians alot. No, there isn't a true Libertarian at the top of the ticket, but that may be good for them - and bad for John McCain.

It's true, McCain does have a little bit of a problem with the right wing of the GOP. So, will those hardline conservatives that we hear so much about evacuate the party and go with Barr? Maybe a few. The thing about the GOP , as opposed to the Dems, is that they have always known the effects of voting of leaving the party, so a mass exodus of 15-20% of all Republicans voting for Barr and costing McCain the 7-10% of the overall vote that would absolutely kill a McCain win is very unlikely. But, this is a very close election. I don't believe the polls giving Obama a 12-15 point lead at all. We're at the 3-5 point gap that a Libertarian candidate could still swing the election. A Libertarian has never won more than 1%, but Barr might up that significantly. Barr 1-3%.....

It's still a toss-up, so a third party can swing a very tight election. However, this year, both sides and the voters all know the consequences of throwing away their vote on Nader or Barr - and it IS throwing your vote away.... 2008 may not be very close in the end, as it really is a referendum on Barack Obama's readiness and ability to lead this year. So, I'm guessing Barr and Nader will not affect the election.

My brain is hurting from all the thoughful commentary.... I'm going to work on my next post - The effect of the economy on Strip Clubs..That's more in my wheelhouse anyway. Write what you know, right???

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Pop Trivia Time... Who is This Person?


Switching gears, we're going to make you use your brain and think for a minute.... If you watch TV at all, you will probably know who this woman is. Her real name is Stephanie Courtney. Although she looks pretty normal here, on TV she is looks a bit different, and definitely doesn't act normal, which is why for some inexplicable reason, a lot of guys are oddly attracted to her... Guess yet? Here's the answer.
So which insurance icon do you like better - her, the Esurance toon, or Jose Cerrano on Allstate?
'It is BAD to drink Jobu's rum...... VERY BAD !!!"
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If Congress Cares About Gas Prices, Why Do So Many Drive Gas Guzzlers ?


The Lincoln Town Car (15 MPG) - Your Congressman's Car of Choice.....
Think your congressman is really concerned about high gas prices? Think again. Time for SC6 to educate the masses on the insanity that goes on in DC, and to explain why Congress has done nothing to lower gas prices.
You might not know this, but Congressmen don't have to pay for their vehicles. Yep, they can lease a car, and the taxpayers flip the bill. Senators don't have this perk, only people in the House of Representatives. Of the 435 people in the House, 127 of them take advantage of it. The others get reimbursed 50.5 cents per mile if they use their own cars. That's $10 for 20 miles driven, versus $4 for the gas. That's if it's 20MPG, the profit goes even higher if the fuel economy is better. No wonder most of them take the cash.......
Still, many of them take advantage of the opportunity to go pimpin' on the back of the taxpayers. Of them, them, the most popular model chosen is the Licoln Town Car, with a whopping 15 MPG. Jim Clyburn is one of them. More amazing is the lack of thriftiness used at leasing these cars. Joe Wilson is used as an example in the Media General article. He leased a Ford Exploder, uh.... Explorer at $570 a month. Which is a lot less than the last car he leased - a Ford Escape Hybrid at $923 per month. Amazing , considering that the car only costs about $27,000. Another year, and he could own the thing..You could lease a loaded Mercedes-Benz E350 for less than he got the Explorer. More waste.
For all the chatter about being fuel efficient, how many Congressmen lease a 48 MPG Toyota Prius? Two. It tells me two things: First, they really don't care about fuel efficiency and setting an example for those they represent. If they are paying for your wheel, or reimbursing you, you need to be as practical as possible. Secondly, and as usual, Congress holds themselves to a insulated status, where they can demand actions from their constituents, but they can't do it themselves. Just like when we read about how many members of Congress have defaulted on loans or have maxxed out their credit cards.
This whole scenario does not bode well for Americans in their quest for energy independence. The President is just a figurehead of change, but Congress is where it happens. All laws are introduced in the House, so when those responsible for the change have so little personal restraint or sense, what hope do we have? Here's the article if you want to read it...
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If You Liked the Woomba, You'll Love This...


What Does Lindsay Lohan Have to Do With This? Find Out..IF YOU DARE..
As you can tell by now, we here at SC6 are in full Summer Vacation from politics mode. It's just the slow period right now, but I'll find something political to chat about soon...
A warning on this one. I REALLY. REALLY had to think about posting this one. But, it's pretty funny, and it gets more sick as it goes on. It's on YouTube, so it can't be that bad, but if making fun of the female anatomy disgusts you, then skip this post. If not, enjoy and have a laugh on me.......
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Move Over Pam & Paris.. It's Another Sex Tape Scandal, Starring - Mini Me ????


I have never made a sex tape. Let's get that out right away. Good thing, right? No one wants to see me having sex. Even I wouldn't want to see it. But, i guess if you're famous, people will pay to see you doing it. I could understand Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton, but VERNE TROYER ?????
Uh, yeah. Mini Me is suing TMZ.com for a whopping $20 Million for airing parts of a sex tape he made that made it's way into TMZ's hands. Of course, Troyer made the tape for personal use, not for sale. My guess is he wanted proof that he has sex, but I shouldn't criticize him - he probably gets laid more than me. Correction. I'm SURE he does........
Will any freaks actually want to watch this? There's probably some kook with a midget (sorry, Little Person) fetish out there who's been waiting for this since Austin Powers first came out.
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Say Bye-Bye to the Nigerian Check Scam...

Greetings My Friend... I Want to Rip You Off.

If you have e-mail, I'm sure you're familiar with the Nigerian Check Scam. You know, "I am a Nigerian Prince, and I need you to cash a check for me, and I'll give you $5 Million to do it. Nevermind that the guy doesn't even know you, people still fell for it anyway. Well, the ring has been broken up, and it stretched all the way to the US.

Edna Fiedler of Washington State for sentenced to 2 years in the clink for her part in the scam. After sending 15 postal inspectors to Nigeria, where they found $2.1 Billion in counterfeit checks, lottery tickets amd Ebay overcharges, it traced back to Fiedler, who had $1.7 million in fake checks sent by the Nigerians to process the scam. The victims (aka Idiots), would try to cash the check, send the majority of the money to Fiedler and the Nigerians, but would then be responsible for the entire amount once the fake check was discovered.

Two years seems like a real short time for running such a scam, but I'm not the Attorney General in Washington. Of course, with every loss of a scam, there are plenty of others willing to step in and take their place. Lesson for today? The are not free rides, and if it sounds like a scam, it is a scam....

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