Happy Birthday, Earl ....

The 'Kid' Of the Four Horsemen Hits the Big 4-0....


     Congrats to Earl Capps on his big 40th Birthday Bash yesterday in Goose Creek.  The guest list was pretty impressive by any Republican's standard, and it looks like everyone had a great time...



    We would have loved to come down and defended our King of Roasting crown, but distance and a severe head cold kinda interferred.  We were going to help Moye with his speech, but we forgot until it was too late. We're sure he did fine.  If we were there, here's what we might have said...


'Congrats, Earl. It's a pleasure to see you finally in a suit and tie. I gotta ask you - who died today? What, don't they make Hawaiian Print Sport coats?  Kramer is proud of you....... Looking at you, why do I keep thinking about Tom Cruise dancing around in his underwear?  By the way, Don Johnson is suing you for copyright infringement.  My Sharona !!!


Everyone says Earl is stuck in the 80's... I don't want to say it's true, but I heard that Earl thought that Lady Gaga is a baby doll that wets herself, and Jonas Brothers was a cough drop.


It's pretty impressive to see all the significant elected officials and party operatives here. Just one advisement to them - That 'contribution check' you'll be getting later? Don't bother trying to cash it.


Thank You.  Congrats again, Earl..

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