You Can't Tell, But We're Speaking Through a Megaphone, So You Can Hear Us Over the Noise of the Bag, As We Eat These .... HELLO ??!!!!!
Every once in a while, we try to be consumer advocates. That is, if there is a great product that must be had (like Whoopie Pies or Capt. Derst's Bread), we gladly let you know about it. Now, from the blog that brought you Shoedini and Kinoki Foot Cleansing Pads, we have another product to warn you about.....
Sun Chips have been one of our favorite products ever since they came out decades ago: they're crunchy, tasty and not as bad for you as fried chips. Ever try sour cream and onion Sun Chips on a burger? You should... Anyway, while we'r enot at the forefront of environmental conformity, we do make the attempt when it's not too time consuming. A few weeks ago, we noticed the new 100% compostable Sun Chips bag. Our eyes opened wider, a lightness cam to our step. Things seemed to smell better. We leapt with delight at the Garden Salsa flavor bag - and we almost went deaf immediately......
We shit you not, this bag is the LOUDEST THING EVER MADE ON EARTH !!!!! It's so loud, that Frito-Lay has to take up space on the bag to explain why it's so loud. Seriously, I know people who no longer eat Sun Chips because the bag is so noisy. Actually, it could be a good thing. This will guarantee that you can't raid the cabinet for a midnight munchy of these things - no way possible. Want to see how loud they are? Watch this clip..... and smell the fear as you lose your hearing. Word is, air raid signals will now be replaced with SunChip bags..
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