Bush Administration to Name Harrison Ford CIA Director..

President Bush has wasted no time in naming his new CIA Director: Actor Harrison Ford. Taking a page from the recent success of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, he decided that Ford was the man for the job. " Harrison has a lot of experience in Intelligence. I saw him in Patriot Games and that other one, and he kicked booty!" Having noted that his father went from CIA Director to the Presidency, Bush quoted, "Yeah, I saw 'Air Force One' too - he'd be a good President! Uhhhhhhhhh...".
Bush continued on, "He's spent his entire adult life protecting people from International Conspiracies, Nazi Pilferers, and Darth Vader..... He's our man." Ford has not been reached for comment on whether he will actually accept the position.
The only delay in choosing Ford is a security check. Reports are circulating that Ford may be a Fugitive from justice for the murder of his wife, and he has been linked to Box Office bombs , like "Sabrina" and "Six Days, Seven Nights."