Primary 2006: Your Guide to the Candidates and Their Famous Lookalikes!!

I found some free time last night to search the web and finish this up. A couple notes: I skipped the Supt. of Education Primary - too many candidates, and it's hard enough to get women to run without subjecting them to childish picking. Also, I skipped the local statehouse races - I need to keep my friends this Fall. That being said , here is your Voter Guide to Primary 2006.........

Governor:


Notoriously Stingy Gov. Sanford

Notoriously Stingy Corporate Baron Mr. Burns











Boyish looking Oscar Lovelace

Danny Torrance from"The Shining" , talking with his buddy , Tony.

"DIACIDEM, DIACIDEM"












Sen. Tommy "Tuna"Moore

aka. Dallas Cowboys Coach

Bill Parcells










Bespectacled Florence Mayor
Frank Willis

Bespectacled Pop Artist
Andy Warhol






Lt. Governor



Hyperactive Lt. Gov.
Andre' Bauer

Hyperactive Muppet Drummer
Animal







Mis-Introduced Lt. Gov
Challenger Mike Campbell

Misfit Elf, Hermie









Democratic Candidate
Robert Barber

"48HRS." Actor
Jonathan Banks






Treasurer:


Silver Fox Candidate
Greg Ryberg

Silver Fox Actor
Richard Farnsworth
"Misery"







Teen Heartthrob Candidate
Thomas Ravenel

Teen Heartthrob Actor
Jerry O'Connell








Blonde Bomber Rick Quinn



Blonde Boner, Ed Begley Jr.









Builder of Home for Vets
Jeff Willis

"Die Hard" Veteran
Bruce Willis


** - I apologize for having a picture w/ jeff's family, but it was the only one I could download



Scary - Old Incumbent
Grady Patterson

Just Plain Scary
Poltergeist II Guy.







Agriculture Secretary:



Broad Shouldered Incumbent
Hugh Weathers, gassing up his
Ethanol Pony.

Dudley DoRight, on his
own pony.






Challenger William Bell

and Two Other Guys
with Big Mustaches..

BRILLIANT!!






BONUS CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATES:

Gary McLeod
6th District

Great American,
Col. Frank Fitts
"American Beauty".







Superjowled, millionaire
Congressman John Spratt

Burgermeister Meisterburger,
who also tells the poor what they should do, then does the opposite.....





I hope you enjoyed it. If you are a candidate or a staffer, have a sense of humor , okay? I picked on myself too...