Monday, June 26, 2006

Drill Sgt. Hartman Tells South Carolina: Get Out and Vote, You Grabastic Pieces of Amphibian S**t!!



I don't know for sure what the actual percentage of people who voted in the primary was, but one thing is for sure - it sucked!! So for a little "motivation" , I've enlisted our good buddy, and major butt-kicker, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman to give a small pep talk for this Tuesday....

Q. What is Your Opinion of People Who Don't Vote?

A. They are Pukes!! They are nothing more than low-life, scum-sucking maggots!! Only two types of people don't vote: Steers and Apathetic Pukes, and I don't see any Steers around the voting boo....

Q. We Got It... How Do You Plan to Get the Vote Out Tomorrow?

A. I'm a Marine, Nancy - we kill everything that we see.....I don't care if it shortd**ks every pygmy in the Congo, I WILL MOTIVATE YOU TO VOTE !!

Q. And If They Don't Vote??

A. Get the Hell out of My Voting Booth!!!! By the way, did you have any brothers or sisters that lived??

For those interested, I believe Sgt. Hartman is a poll watcher at Carver Elementary in Florence tomorrow..........DON'T BE A PUKE - VOTE TOMORROW .

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Number SEVEN on the Red Roll Gunny!

SEMPER FI!

____________ said...

This is hilarious! Good post! We need more poll watchers like him!

Anonymous said...

My absentee was dropped yesterday in Manning at Court House. Had to fly out this this morning but before I left I made sure that my mother who is 87 made it to the polls and my son and at least one younger sister in fact my family may have been the only GOP voters in Greeleyville. You know what I mean Mike.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

I'll check the poll results in Greeleyville to see how the Graham Clan voted...

Anonymous said...

Do that we always pick the best. Look at Mt. Vernon in Williamsburg also as that is loaded with kin.

Anonymous said...

On reflection, not knowing the Florence County precincts, is Hogeye in Florence County or Williamsburg County? I know that Cowhead is in Williamsburg County, but I'm not sure of the line.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

I've worked both, and I can't say I've heard of Hogeye - but then again, working Willimasburg is a bit of a waste for a Republican.

Anonymous said...

Mike, Hogeye is one crossroads slightly north west of Cades, if memory serves correct. Cowhead is a bit further down the same road out of Lake City, so I'm pretty sure it is in Williamsburg.

Anonymous said...

PS even if it seems futile, making a presence evident still plants a seed. Sometimes you've gotta wait for the discomfort factor to make them move. Yes, most of the dogs there are yella, after all the national platforms don't have much impact, so they think (or usually don't) that the leftist agenda won't change the status quo cause for the massa' migrants are cheaper and harder workers than the locals and the locals don't mind the misery described in the Matrix. Coppertops now being useful for votes rather than feeding electricity to the big machine.

Anonymous said...

Hog Eye two words got its name from the way the old homes were built with heart of pine boards back in the days before electricity. So they say you could look through the cracks and see the hogs eye while it was under your house out of the heat or whatever the weather was. Do not know how Cowhead got its name but it is in Williamsburg county. Hog Eye is at the edge of Williamsburg, Florence and Clarendon counties north west of rural Cades. Hebron really so Hebron and Cades are both in Williamsburg. You are all right about the GOP in Williamsburg as they are a very small group. I told the EX. COM. several times about some candidates I could get to speak for him and he had never heard of them. Ryberg, Quinn, Bell, Weathers, Moffly, Wood, Ryan comes to mind. They are more interested in keeping one person not of color in the court house in Kingstree and Senator McGill in Columbia than they are about the state or national scene so let them stay the yellow dog forever we have enough of that sh-- among our own people as it is. Until the SCGOP decides they really want change in the very black and rural areas of SC it will stay that way for years to come. Think about it and you know Mike. A strong candidate for congress also candidates on the county level on the GOP side with backing from the State and National level will bring out the backing of the Democrats on the State and National level because we would be in their field of dreams in other words not in my house. When you vote GOP in the 6TH District of SC you are a leader among men. Something I cannot say for some of our leaders.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Yes, we are leaders, Moye. I just wish we led a few more people in our District. I read Mike Gellatly's article in the Manning Times. Tell Mike he better be careful, or Clyburn's gonna deport him back to Scotland!!

Anonymous said...

Mike

How did your district go in the primary both parties and also the runoff this week. Did read the article Mr. Gellatly did in the Manning Times on Clyburn and was surprised that John Land and company allowed it to be printed. We do not have free press in Clarendon. Nothing about our last meeting in the Times yet. Thanks anyway Earl. I was in Scotland a few days ago and I may say mates Mike made a good move coming to Manning. Whether good for us is still to be determined

Anonymous said...

Mike

Did check the rolls myself from the hotel last night. Greeleyville Family went 10 to 0 for Thomas and 8 to 2 for Andre. Mount Vernon family favor Thomas and Andre but forget the amounts. Very small turn out.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Sounds like Andre owes a meal at the Graham house for pulling it out for him.... Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!!
This now makes this post the most commented blog in SC6 history - thanks , gang!

Anonymous said...

Told you we could pick winners or was that the best.