Wednesday, April 07, 2010

It Could be Worse ... He Could Be a Blogger .


Dear Abby: I want to marry a nice, sweet girl who just completed her prison sentence for abandoning her illegitimate child. My problem is, my Dad sells drugs, my mother died in an asylum of syliphitic insanity, my two sisters are hookers, and my older brother is awaiting trial for killing his girlfriend's husband. My younger brother is a US Congressman. Should I tell my bride the awful truth about my younger brother? PETE W. Gilchrist, TX.
It's a good thing that Dear Abby is gone.....
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