While we don't spread nasty rumors, we found it funny to hear on the slander wire that the husband of Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesoota) is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with it - the uncomfortable transition to The First Lady to The First Gentleman would be a bit smoother that way...
We don't quite believe the rumor. Anyone who thinks that homosexuality can be prayed out is obviously not gay. We're not sure how yet, but once we lose one from our team, they never come back. Maybe he's bisexual, but who knows. If he is, voting for Bachmann may be a smart choice then. After all, anyone who can perform a 'conversion' can handle anything DC can dish out....
Making a gay man straight? That's the most amazing thing I've heard a girl do since I heard the Mick Jagger say 'you make a Dead Man come'. Start Me Up indeed....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG2b3VhSCC4
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