In response to Gov. Mark Sanford giving a gift bag to his fellow Governors that included items not made in South Carolina, only sold here, SC Democratic Party Chairman Joe Erwin unveiled a new plan. After Tommy Moore wins the seat from Sanford, Erwin promises that future SGA events will include items only made in the Palmetto State. However, his plan has hit a few snags involving cost....
"We want to have a fair mix of items made in South Carolina, but items that people would still want", quoted Erwin. "I'm not trying to politicize this,...... but I just don't know any other way." In keeping with the Made in SC Theme, Erwin plans to give each of them a new BMW z4 Roadster Convertible (Made in Greer) , equipped with Michelin Tires ( also Greer). "We thought about using Honda ATV's (built in Timmonsville), but we weren't sure where they got the tires from."
When informed that the State Party only has enough cash on hand for about 2 or 3 of them, Erwin was undaunted.. "Looks like we'll need the taxpayers to do a little 'Investing in Government'. The Shrimp and Grits Bag is getting a little played out - we ain't going that route."
As an added incentive for the party faithful, the SCDP will distribute a set of Widget Razor Kits to it's members. The reason? Bumper sticker removal.... "We've been getting a few complaints about our members continually having to replace the stickers every two years for the latest slate of "Supercandidates". This will show we care, and it will make the job easier. I suppose we could recruit better candidates, but this is simpler."
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Mike, I'm sure some Dems would like some new BMW church vans to shuttle voters to the polls, alas, that's not a market niche filled by BMW.
Ever hop inside a 760I ?? There's enough room in there for a whole retirement home full of unwittingly Democrat voters..
Actually there are BMW vans all over Europe and since no one goes to church there anymore maybe the Democrats can import a few to transport there loyal voters. They are big enough for them to shop at The Pig on the way back.
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