And Uhh..... Uhh. Our Cracked Medical Staff Diagnoses The Great Blunderman's Problem.
First, let's comment on the picture..... One of two things are occuring here: either Rick Perry is waiting for Christof from The Truman Show to give him his next line in his imaginary earpiece, or Ron Paul is praying to God that Perry's index finger is loaded, and he pulls the trigger....
By now, we're all getting used to/tired of Perry's inability to get his message across onstage during the debates. We won't rehash the importance of the ability to get one's vision out through the spoken word. We've done that, and it doesn't appear to be happening. One time Brain Farts are bad luck. But after this many times, it clear that Perry has a problem, and we know what it is... Perry has ADD....
No, we're not kidding. He's got an undiagnosed (or is it?) medical condition. How do we know? We're pretty sure we have it too, and judging by what Perry keeps doing, we're sure he does too. ADD is pretty simple: it's a chronic running of thoughts in your brain, where you are pretty much unable to focus and keep those thoughts organized in your head. Your brain races, and every damned thing you know goes right out the window. Yeah, it's pretty frustrating...
Perry displays all the tendencies of an ADD person. We're sure of it. Does it disqualify you for being President? No, it's not a disease or mental illness. It's a sort of learning disability that's easily overcome by writing better notes or putting the speech in text. We've had President who were crippled, suffered from depression, strokes, possible dementia and were chronic cheaters. We'll let you decide the pecking order of importance. But , in this media savvy day and age, it makes it very hard to elect you.
No, we're not doctors here...Although we play one on TV. However, we seem to be on target when we diagnosed Urban Meyer as having anxiety disorder last year (although nothing official came out). But, Brain Lock is usually ADD when it appears in this fashion. Too bad it may be too late....
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2 comments:
The pose does remind one of a scene from Blazing Saddles where Cleavon Little is holding a revolver to his own head...
A West Rhino sighting !!!! 'One move, and the Texan gets it!'
'Do what he say, just do what he say!!!!!!'
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