Thursday, July 06, 2006

We Go International for This Week's Milton Winner......



This week, we go to Berlin , Germany for our two Milton Waddams Award winners.... While Germany is caught up in World Cup fever ( and the rest of us refer to it as "that soccer thingy in Europe"), two fans probably lost their love for the sport....

Apparently, there was a soccer ball chained to a pole , with a sign next to it, stating "Can you Kick Me?". Well just like Charlie Brown, these two dummies decided they could kick it, only to find out after they broke their foot that the ball was filled with cement!! Ouch! Two people were later arrested for the prank.

Does anyone the German translation for "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, Son"?.....

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe Germany lost this week they were probably trying to commit suicide.

____________ said...

These world cup soccer fans are nuts!

Anonymous said...

The greatest shame is that Germany didn't have the opportunity to lose to France in the consolation round.

The Brits team already got a tongue lashing from the Queen, when Elton John called them a disgrace (q.v. Drudge report earlier this week).

Anonymous said...

Insight from an Italian emigre, the French, being the bordello employees they are, merely are surrogates for Germany again, as they did under the Vichy.

Remember, until Germany invaded, France fought the Germans. Afterwards, they fought for Berlin.

Tell Milton, the Germans have his stapler.