Sunday, April 22, 2007

Gov. Sanford Uses Magic Pixie Dust on SC Senate..... Turns All of Them Into Children...



Above, a recent convening of the SC Senate, which included bill S.224 - a law that outlawed 'Timeout', and replaced the Palmetto tree with a Teletubbie on the State Flag.


(Rooters) Columbia - Governor Mark Sanford's tussle with the SC Senate has hit a new level, or low, as it may be. The Governor called a special full session of the Senate to give them "some big news", then before he was to enter, a dust like substance was blown into the room, turning all of the members into elementary school aged kids.






Needless to say, Senators are outraged. "This stinks. He is a big poopyhead" remarked Sen. Hugh Leatherman. Then he left to take a nap.











When questioned about the incident, Sanford seemed coy about it. 'We've been working on making a "Soil Conditions" fertilizer to spread across the state and improve the unemployment rate. Unfortunately, we've noticed some side effects." Besides turning those who have contact with the dust into kids, it appears to turn them into Tampa Bay Devil Rays fans.





Since no one knows how long this will last, the Senate has adjusted. Here is a photo of the Judiciary Committee, discussing the legality of changing the State Motto to 'Milk, Milk, Lemonade, This Is Where the Fudge is Made' over lunch.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Coming to you from Indianapolis tonight just have to love that picture of your favorite Hugh Leatherman. By the way are you going to be at his daughters wedding she is marrying a local boy watch out.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

My mailbox is still empty...

Anonymous said...

When I mean local I mean local like my way not Flo Town.