Friday, March 14, 2008

Would You Spend 40 Grand For a Date With Scarlett Johansson? Why It Makes Sense to Some...


As Grandpa Would Say..... HUBBA , HUBBA !!
Time to reflect and discuss..... Scarlett Johansson recently had a bidding to go to a premiere of her latest movie as her date. The winner was a guy from England, who put in the winning $40,000 bid - yep, 40k, baby.....
Now, why would someone pay that kinda loot , when they know they aren't getting anywhere with her? For the tax deduction, of course. The donation was for a favorite charity of Johansson's that helps reduce poverty. Not a bad idea... Think about it... You're a rich guy, you need to up your charitable deductions to save on taxes this year... Well, you could write a check to the Salvation Army - or, I COULD GO ON A DATE WITH AN A-LIST STARLET !!!!! Hey, my mind's made up !
Granted, Johansson is a full throttle Barack Obama fan, so you might need to either wear earplugs , or suspend your political beliefs for a couple hours. I think I wouldn't mind it. Guaranteed, I'd have someone taking pics of me and Scarlett nonstop the whole time!!
There are worse things in life to do...
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i like the small breast on women she is a bit large for me. just a thought.

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Every day, I learn more about you, Moye.

Anonymous said...

Spitzer didn't pay that much and he didn't have to listen to her.