Today's NCAA Tournament game at Cox Arena in San Diego was delayed a little while due to a bomb threat - sort of...
It seems that during a routine sweep of the arena, a bomb sniffing dog went berserk around a Hot Dog stand. Naturally, they cleared the entire arena only 1 hour before gametime. It turns out that the suspicious box had, not a bomb - but KETCHUP PACKETS....
This is understandable. For what earthly reason would ketchup packets be anywhere near hot dogs? People who put ketchup on their dogs need to be taken to finishing school and shown what condiment goes on what.... Ketchup on Hot Dogs? WRONG!... Miracle Whip on a Ham Sandwich? WRONG! My roomie in college used to do that, along with using our drinking cups for spitting his Skoal into.
Luckily, there was no explosive, but maybe they could CHECK the box first.... And most importantly, the Tourney went on without a hitch!
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