Well, another year of eating Corned Beef and Cabbage, and drinking way too much green beer has passed. It is nice that for just one day, we all are Irish. However, with all the drinking, the potential for trouble is there.
Some of you may have a problem as we speak. Last night , you might have met a lovely lass that you thought looked like this...
But this morning,
she looks more like this.....
Hopefully, you're at her place, so you can just leave... If not, I feel for you.
Lastly, I'll leave a joke for you. A Leprechaun walks into a bar, and sits next to a lovely girl. "You might be the loveliest lass I've ever laid me eyes on. Do you have a little Irish in you?"
"No", she answered. His reply? "Would you like a little Irish in you?"
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