Friday, March 03, 2006

Time for Another Edition of Fuzzy Thoughts.........

It's been a long two weeks. After about 10 county conventions, and not nearly enough sleep, I'm too tired to focus on a single topic. So, let's ramble like my Dad talking about his neighbors...
A buddy visited a few weeks back, and he changed my screen saver from the Capitol to one of Anna Benson - I still haven't managed to change it yet..........I see members of Congress are visiting New Orleans to " see firsthand ". You know they wanted to go last week during Mardi Gras! In case you're keeping track, we're up to five weeks now, and no major work has been doen in the House of Representatives. I saw a member of Henry Brown's staff in Charleston last night. My question: "You guys ain't gonna get crap done this year, are you?" Her answer? "Nope"........................
I give Joran Van der Sloot about five more minutes before he talks his way into jail, or Beth Twitty shoots him herself. Slooty says that he and Natalee Holloway were going to have sex, but they didn't have a condom, so HE said no.. He picks up a girl who lives about 2000 miles away and is leaving tomorrow, and we're supposed to believe that he's worried about getting her pregnant??.......Howard Dean is now saying that Bush is weak on defense, and the Democrats are the strong ones. This after years of complaining how much we spend on defense? From now , I'm calling him Pancake, from all the flipping........
It's seems that we are making too much about China eventually taking over the world - Japan beat them 18-2 in the World Baseball Classic today. Rumor is that China broke 37 bats during the game. Apparently, China's bats were made from cheap plastic, and assembled with poor slave labor. As long as we can still win at baseball, why worry?
And lastly, mega-hottie Jessica Alba is suing Playboy for using her picture on the cover. She is complaining that is implies that she is naked in the magazine, thus sullying her reputation. She does have a previous case as backing. A few years ago, a cast member of Baywatch sued Playgirl magazine for having his picture on the cover, and he won a six figure settlement. I just pray that it wans't Hasselhoff! Have a great weekend!

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