Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Rocky Balboa: I'm Italian, and Even I Don't Want to See This Junk!!



Even Mason Dixon Can't Look at Rocky Balboa.......

There's nothing like going out on top.......or maybe one movie too many , or two. Maybe I don't get it, but what exactly is the premise of this new Rocky movie? He is old? Did that last movie..... Fights a black man? Done in 1,2, and 3...... Fights an unbeatable champ? Uh, all four of them!!

I can't really see where this one is going, but here's a suggestion. Rocky is about 65 by now, so he fights Dixon for his Social Security check. Everything goes ok for Rocco, until reality happens when a septagenarian fights the Heavyweight Champ - he literally gets killed by one of Dixon's punches. End of Story, End of Series. Thank God. Rocky is buried once and for all, and he stops embarrassing Italians for good. Anyone here ever see Eddie Murphy's "Raw"? That's what is was like for me, thanks to lugheads like Sly. At least "The Godfather" made it look like we had brains.

Another thing: No Adrian, no movie.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

They should had stopped on the first movie. You should meet my Italian friends at the lake. I mean the real deal man.

Anonymous said...

You would rather see another Rambo?

Anonymous said...

Forgot about Rambo.

Anonymous said...

There is the Clinton and PeeWee Herman favorite, "Party at Stud and Kitty's" that also features Sly...