Governor Sanford's new budget proposal is now out, and while the MSM may catch the obvious changes in the new budget - more troopers, more road funding - we here at SC6 found a new wrinkle, and a disturbing one at that..
With the recent defeat of Sanford supported Education Superintendent Karen Floyd, the Governor has apparently found a new way to fund private schools: Serial dating.
According to documents found in the budget, we have found an intricate shuffling of funds that in the end go to an account aimed at raising money for non-public schools. Long considered an attractive man, Sanford has started a program called "Win a Date with Gov. McDreamy", an obvious play on the character on the ABC program "Grey's Anatomy', a show popular with ladies and gay men. Contributors are treated to a $3 movie and a Twix bar, while chatting with Sanford. Through a series of budet transfers, the money ends up in the Dept. of Agriculture account under "Dates". This would not normally arouse suspicion, until we found out that Dates are not grown in South Carolina.......
While this has many educrats up in arms, the end all of this is that there is nothing illegal with the program. "From what I see, it is private money going to fund private education, so what is the problem?" said political analyst ,Veal Pigpen. Sanford's people don't know what the fuss is. Staffer Jason Miller quoted, "Mark's a good looking guy, and we're just using that to help one of his causes...... besides, we've only raised $22 so far, so what's the big deal?"
2 comments:
Just when you were going to be considered for the DOT you come out with this.
Does this mean I can't have Liz Mabry's job? DAMN!!!!!!!
I nominate Earl Capps for DOT Chair.
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