While John McCain and Mitt Romney are busy getting the support of useless politicians like Jim DeMint and Henry McMaster, my dog Snoop has gained the support of well-known people who are experts in their fields....... people America trusts. It shows that in South Carolina's important First in the South Primary next year, that those in the Palmetto State need look no further than their own native son, Sn
oop Dog.
McGruff, The Crime Dog: "Taking a bite out of crime is my passion, and Snoop Dog has the teeth to tackle the job. Kids like this girl, what's her name, can look forward to a safe future, free from crime caused by Illegal Aliens."
TV Star and War Hero, Rin Tin Tin: "After years in the bush, fighting the Communist horde, and sharpening my 1000-yard stare, you can take my word that Snoop Dog will make America strong again in these tough times. South Carolina needs to support it's own pup - Snoop Dog. God Bless America."
Lassie: "Snoop isn't just an old boyfriend of mine, he's a great American. Whether it's Health Care, or getting people stuck in a well out, you need to understand people. Snoop can understand words like Walk, Chewy Bone, Milk Bone, Sit and Uncle Bobby. He truly speaks OUR language, and he has the heart."
Also joining the campaign are Benji, Morris the Cat, Tiger from The Brady Bunch, Eddie from Frasier, Charlie the Tuna, and ALF *.
Snoop Dog for President.......... Because politics is a dog-eat-dog business, and there's only one dog running.
* ALF is not officially an animal, but an alien. **
** By alien, we mean a resident of another planet, not an undocumented worker, therefore ALF supports Snoop Dog's stance on illegal aliens.
paid for by Snoop for President 2008.
9 comments:
Somebody's been smoking something he shouldn't have tonight...
Those 6 day work week's are a killer, but it makes for good posts! Maybe an early trip to bed is in order.....
yeah, it's tough to do all this and be jim clyburn's #1 opponent.
i'm sure gary mcleod is jealous of you.
I read a post from a guy out of Atlanta talking about me. The odd part was he listed the two most powerful politicians in SC as Clyburn and Jim Rex! I'm sure Mark Sanford would be glad to hear that.
Mike, that's Atlanta, the same place that Mayor Andrew Young ran for a few years. The story is told about Andy Young going on a junket to the dark continent and bringing back a bolt of native made cloth. He went off to find a tailor to make a suit for him from that cloth. All of Atlanta's sewing talent insisted that there just wasn't enough material, so he let the cloth in the trunk of his car til one day, driving through Valdosta, in South Georgia, he saw a tailor shop and, on a lark, carried the cloth in. The tailor measured Mr. Young and measured the cloth and asked him what he wanted to do with the left over material, as it wasn't quite enough for a second pair of slacks...
Andrew was flabbergasted, shaking his head the told the tailor that no one in Atlanta said that there was enough material.
The tailor said, "There's an explanaiton for that. Like Jim Clyburn in DC, you aren't as big here as you are in Atlanta."
{CAUTION THIS JOKE HAS BEEN SLIGHTLY CORRECTED POLITICALLY SINCE SOME DEMOCRATICS CANNOT TAKE A JOKE}
jim clyburn and jim rex are important? what the heck was he smoking?
Go Snoop!
Anon, I like it... requesting permission to use it at my next GOP function.
Earl, the goal is for Snoop to get as many votes as Dennis Kucinich, Carol Moseley-Braun and Jo Lieberman combined in 2008. So far we have 6 - halfway there already!
Mike, you're welcome to do so, though you might hear about whre teh "N" word went in the original.
This picture looks awful familiar.
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