SC6 Unveils It's Mole.........Chester, the Mouse in Nancy Pelosi's Office !

After months of exhaustive work, we announce our inside informant, Chester the Mouse. Chester has worked his way inside Nancy Pelosi's office on Capitol Hill, where he hides inside ina crack in the wall. A former Secret Service agent from the Reagan Administration, Chet has plenty of experience in Black Operations: Nicaragua, Iran-Contra, Eastern Europe, and most recently in the Middle East on ops we cannot discuss.

Through a chance encounter in the checkout aisle at a local Piggly Wiggly, we learned of Chester's availability. Chet jumped at the opportunity to serve, with only two stipulations: Cuban cigars, and that he get to keep the surveillance equipment when it's all over. That being said, we give you the first installment of Chester the Mouse's "Inside the Democratic Party Leadership."

Sure , know what you're wondering... How is a mouse going to survive in this office. Well, I've got plenty of equipment to live through even a nuclear winter. And as far as food, no problem! While most mice eat leftover crumbs, there's plenty to eat here. Ans nancy supplies it all! How? Two words: BINGE AND PURGE ...... Yep, Nancy does the old index finger hello, and I get all the food I need. How do you think she stays so thin??

Man oh Man, what a week! I finally get my gig set up, and right off the bat , the Dems are going crazy on Iraq, and it looks like the kook contingent is off and running. Nancy and the hippies from California are trying to not only get the vote through on he troops in Iraq, they're trying to stop funding the troops! Don't believe it? I was there....

Nancy's at her desk, rolling a fattie and wearing a peace button, when Steny Hoyer comes busting in, screaming at her. "I told the press that we weren't going to stop funding the troops, and during the hearings, that's what you're all saying is the next step?? What the hell are you trying to do to me???!!", says Hoyer. "I look like a big frickin' liar!!" Boy was he mad..

"Easy, baby... Don't be such a square , man! Said Pelosi. Big Brother has laid a trip on the people for way too long, man. You can line up with the babykillers and The Man, or you can be with us- The Pink Panthers ! " Hoyer got sick.......Great for me - more free food.

So this week's message? Don't believe the word "Redeployment" - those Dems are out to stop everything in Iraq. Gotta get in the bathroom - Nancy's ordering take out......