SC6 Vows to Clean Up It's Pottymouth..

Maybe It's Not Potty, But It's a Mouth Alrighty !!

Time to change my bad ways. I always get complaints from people about my foul language - that I don't sound professional, and that it makes my arguments less effective. Odd, considering the worst I ever used was BS or crap. But hey, I'm willing to clean it up. With that in mind, here are my new terms that I will use....

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.

TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. r 10 TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up yo ur a__.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
TRY SAYING: He's intriguing! INSTEAD OF: He's an a___ clown!

TRY SAYING: Are you joking? INSTEAD OF: You f___n' with me?

Sound good?

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