Thursday, May 29, 2008

What Barack Obama Can't Keep Out of His Mouth..


I was listening to the radio today, and I heard something about Barack Obama that I was totally unaware of. It's very surprising, and it may very well change the outcome of November's election. Obama relies heavily on the youth of America for support, but what will young people think when they find out that he, that he........ SMOKES !!
Yes, it's true. Obama has has a year's long battle with the Cowboy Killers - Cancer Sticks - whatever you call it. The word from the Obama Camp is that he is currently not smoking, thanks to a steady supply of Nicorette Gum. Well, that explains his constant high energy level.
Seriously though, is it a little hypocritical of Obama to smoke and criticize them at the same time? I just didn't picture him as a smoker - but then again, if you're avoiding having to eat by constantly sticking a Virginia Slim (kidding!) in your mouth, you'd be thin too.....
My bet is that the stress of a real campaign will eventually get to Obama, and he'll be sneaking in a few butts like he is between periods in High School.....
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7 comments:

will be in columbia tomorrow moye said...

he probably only smokes when he drinks you know i am like that got a light

bobby said...

smoke up Johnny.

Mike Reino said...

Like the comic once said, "Can't have one of these (beer), without one of these (butts).

west_rhino said...

So Jimbo's gonna keep him in cheap smokes since Mark vetoed the cigarette tax hike?

Mike Reino said...

Yeah, Jim's going to make a special run down to the future Seneca Casino/ Cigarette Factory and stock up.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Danny Glover will get him started on Milk Bones... (QV Lethal Weapon III)

Anonymous said...

We've heard that Reverend David James Manning alleges that BHO and Monica might have some curious things in common... other than having white gramdmas. Look for Trinity of Hell on youtube.