Heather Locklear Back on the Market!! Which Rocker Will She Marry Next?

I see that Heather Locklear ( TJ Hooker, Melrose Place, Spin City ), has officially filed for divorce from Bon Jovi guitarist Ritchie Sambora. Her reason for splitting? " I'm an advertising Executive!! I have a lot of important work to do! Important things, Damnit!! Ritchie's had a bad month. First the plane scare, now his wife files for the Big D. Too bad..... Anyway, now that Heather back in the bullpen, who might take Ritchie's place? Let's take a few guesses. Vince Neil? Naw, he's had more plastic surgery than Heather, and he worked with Tommy Lee. Bret Michaels? Maybe, but he'd keep stealing her Aqua Net. Eric Clapton? Not enough of a rocker.... Oh, and older than Methusela. Sebastian Bach? Picture that..... Rob Halford? Uh, never mind. I guess we weren't really paying attention back in the 80's. Steven Tyler? He's available again, but her head might caught in that garage door of a mouth of his. Also, refer to Clapton re: age. Scott Baio? Don't laugh! He's had her and Pam Anderson before!! Although Joanie Loves Chachi doesn't qualify you as a rocker. If Michael Bolton can get Nicolette Sheridan twice, anything is possible..... It looks like the pickings are slim - she might need to date an actor or the guy from Counting Crows. Maybe she'd be interested in a politician... So Heather, do you like chubby guys with no money??