Sunday, October 30, 2011

They'll Ignore The Gut, and Focus On the Green.. To a Point.

Fat & Rich:  Was Boss Hogg a Ladies Man?


      You've seen it.  We've seen it.  A hot woman with an ugly, fat guy... And the same thought comes to mind - he must have pulled her from a burning building.  No, just kidding.  The thought is, 'He must have money'..   It's a bit harsh, but according to a recent survey, it's true.  Women will put up with the gut - as long as there is some green....


      Don't ask who put this survey out.  All I know is I heard it from the local news last week, so I don't know if it was the New England Journal of Medicine, or Stuff Magazine.  Basically, a woman will stay with a man that gets old and fat, as long as he is making money.  Of course he's making more money - if he were broke, he'd be LOSING weight, not gaining it!  In short, if you're poor, that gut is a problem, if you're rich, it's cute...



     Now, if you're one of these guys lucky enough to have this 'problem', don't get so confident... It has a limit, and on average, that limit is 20 pounds.  Yes, there is a cute paunch, and then there is 'my hubby is turning into Fat Bastard, and it's time to cash out, and hook up with the landscaper with the 6-pack abs'..... Be warned, Cubsie Ubsie - you might want to sacrifice just a bit of that cash, and hit the gym an hour or two a week... 


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1 comment:

Bobby said...

hey...do you like fat guys with no money?