Friday, May 25, 2012

Au Revoir, Ted Vick.....

The World's Oldest Looking 39 Year Old Calls It Quits...


    And then there were four... Ted Vick, the possible frontrunner for the Democratic nomination in the 7th Congressional District race, has decided to suspend (re: end) his campaign for the seat, and will focus on retaining his current gig as State Representative in Chesterfield.  Good call...  Speeding, DUI, and illegal weapons possession - all with a 21 year old girl in your car - are not good things for a man who is also a pastor in his church to do.  Does it make one a good Congressman?  Maybe not, but it probably would help him find a few 'kindred spirits' in DC..


    Like the GOP race, the Democratic race was pretty muddled, although Vick had by far the most cash on hand - about $300k - so he did have an advantage.  Now that he is gone, the focus turns to attorney Preston Brittain and G'town carpetbagger with a hole in the back that EXACTLY fits Jim Clyburn's hand, Gloria Tinibu..  The White Guy- African American woman battles in the Democratic Party often get testy, so we'll see how it goes in the next few weeks. 


     For us though, we are glad to see Vick get out - if only for his own benefit.  We're not the only ones who noticed, but politics has not been kind to Ted Vick - for he is by far the OLDEST looking 39 year old we've ever seen!  We're sure his wife is tired of being asked 'Do you always kiss your father like that?'...  We took various photos of Vick, had them analyzed, and were able to project what Vick would look like after a first tortuous term in Washington - and this is what we came up with...






It's a good thing he's out, because we don't think he'd make it through a second term!











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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

clemons out...viers out...vick out..the 7th has taken more white guys out than a $20 hooker

Anonymous said...

Now that is funny.