Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Man, I'm Tired of Being Right !!

I have a new theory. A person's ability to correctly judge events in Washington is conversely related to the actual distance from Washington. This must be true, because this week alone I have correctly predicted that WMD's would be traced to Syria ( With no use of Congressional Reporting). I also hit the number of votes for Judge Alito on the head at 58.
So, my advice is to stay away from DC if you want to know anything. Below, I have left the mathematical formula of my theory.

K= Knowledge
MDC= Distance to DC.
$ = Infinity

K= MDC x $

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