Is This What Tiger's Sponsors Mean By 'Re-Evaluating Their Relationship' ??

NIKE and Tag Heuer Adjust Their Slogans to Fit Tiger's Tarnished Image ....









Those ad executives sure are crafty people ..... Give them lemons, and they make batches and batches of lemonade! Even though they have their work cut out for them with Tiger Woods recent problems, they're up to the task.....





NIKE, which has made more money than God and H. Ross Perot combined thanks to Tiger, revealed that they will be modifying their famous 'Just Do It' slogan to 'Just Do All of Them', and the NIKE 'Swoosh' will be changed to a Stripper Pole..... This comes alongside the news that high-end watchmaker Tag Heuer will be changing it's name to 'Tag Her-er' in Tiger's honor. 'It's not that big a deal - we're just replacing one letter. No one knew how to pronounce the name anyway', said a Tag Heuer - we mean Tag Her-er representative , who asked to be anonymous. We understand totally.........





BTW, what do Tiger Woods and a Sea Lion have in common? They're both used to being clubbed by Norwegians..... Thanks to whomever I stole that from.



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