'Seriously... You're Dumping Me? But I'm Tom Cruise!'
Now we know one thing..... It wasn't Nicole Kidman after all. In the 'Gee, we NEVER saw this coming' department, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from Tom Cruise - and the prenup question sare already starting. We think thye've been married five years, which could be a big problem for Cruise in California. But honestly, we really don't care...
What happened between the two? Was Cruise too possessive? Did Holmes finally realize there is a lot of difference with a man 16 years older than you? Who knows.... Our theory is that they couldn't be with each other after having seen the crappy movies each the last time out: Cruise in 'Rock of Ages' and Holmes in 'Jack and Jill'...... This has been the biggest case of a couple getting together and making shit movies since Affleck and J. Lo got together and made 'Gigli'. Yes, the only reason we posted this was so we could make that wisecrack. Have a nice weekend!