Erection 2008: Hunter is Dunkin His Wick in the Presidential Pie....Okay, I'm Running Out of Euphimisms!!!

Congressman Duncan Hines.......

I mean Congressman Duncan Hunter will give it a shot at the Presidency. Problem is no Congressman has made it to the White House since 1896..........

So, his numbers might look like these little guys....

But, our hope is that Hunter stays consistent on the issues, lest he be called one of these.........

Josh Gross, join the party here, and give us the lowdown on Duncan Hunter.........