Saturday, March 14, 2009

Breaking News: Lindsay Lohan Is On the Lamb !

Is Lindsay Locked In My Closet ? I'm Not Tellin'........

Big news today.. An arrest warrant has been issued for actress/singer/diva/trainwreck Lindsay Lohan today. It seems to be related to a probation violation stemming from her 2007 DUI and coke fueled car accident. What does that mean? She skipped a meeting to check in with her P.O...

Whatever it is, the local cops in L.A. are looking for our little redheaded vixen. So, if Lindsay is hiding out at your house, or if she suddenly shows up at your doorstep, we advise you to call the Po-Po immediately - then call Inside Edition, and don't accept less than $50k for the pictures and story....

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

still a beautiful woman

Anonymous said...

she needs a spanking...and I'm just the person to give it to her!