Yikes !! New Study Proves That Cell Phone Use Can Leads to Low Sperm Counts...

If You Want One of These...............................Stay Off One of These !

Guys, you have been warned... According to a study done by the famed Cleveland Clinic, study of 364 men have shown that those who use a cellphone heavily have significantly lower sperm counts and poorer quality sperm than those who don't use a cell phone. Can you hear me now??? Good !

Yep. It seems that either the electromagnetic pulse, or the heat emitted by cell phones cause a nearly 25% drop in sperm counts, and 40% lower motility factor for those who spend 4 hrs or more on their i-Phones.. In other words, you have less and lazier joy juice.... Boy, am i glad that no one ever calls me - not that it really matters anyway.....

Now, before I scare the crap out of you, I'll pull back a bit here. While the study is conclusive, it does not say that cell phones can kill sperm counts or make you sterile. Then again, they still haven't proved the cellphone/brain tumor rumor either. So, until your brain explodes, or you are shooting blanks in bed, fell free to use that 10,000 minute a month phone plan !

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