Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Do Bumper Stickers On Your Car Make You an Idiot?


Oh Yeah.... This Guy's a Jerkoff.
Time for another weird study that proves something about people - or not. A study done by Colorado State University found that people who have more accidents and cases of aggressive driving than those with no stickers. What???
Yessiree, the more tags, emblems, stickers and personalized tags you have, the more of a jerk you are on the road. Why? They don't have a reason, but I have a theory.....
People who litter their car with bumper stickers are unsatisfied with themselves and the world. They want to change it, but no one listens - because they're an asshole. So, the feel the need to scream "Imagine World Peace" or "I Don't Care How They Do It Up North", or "I Love Cats........ Dead Ones" at the top of their lungs , via their bumper. They're naturally aggressive and conceited, but the rest of the world is ignoring them, so the car - and it's bumper - is an extension of that aggression. Either that , or they're just idiots.....
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10 comments:

west_rhino said...

one diagnosis, pro-abortion leftist that doesn't understand the denial is not a river in African African America...

over 4,000,000 died while Clinton lied, based solely on Planned Parenthood's figures of the ethnic cleansing they preformed. OTOH, if, as a rational transaction, you dehumanize and devalue the blacks and women aborted as unwanted fetal tissue... there is still hope for him, but he has to understand that works alone don't open the door to heaven.

need to get out of chester pennsylvania moye said...

reckon i need to take my mccain and graham stickers off

Mike Reino said...

Some may disagree, but I think the type of sticker does have something to do with it.

west_rhino said...

Mikey, check the frame on the "North California" plate. Too many leftists turned Cali into an intolerable crap heap and left it for the "free state" of Oregon and have begun to soil that nest by inflicting the same laws and taxes on Oregon.

moye, at least you don't need teh stickers to hide bondo or hold teh car cancer's rust together.

still need to get out of chester pa mg said...

west_rhino you are a deep person

west_rhino said...

When I still see more Obama stickers on high end wheels than on Priuses and rides from the 'hood, I'm led to do a bit of analysis.

Anonymous said...

PS "Nobody Died Whe Clinton Lied"... the actual incidents of Blackhawk Down came to fruition during the Clinton administration yes?

Britton said...

It's kind of true though! It was the way the study portrayed on NPR that made me a believer. They said that the more bumper stickers the more territorial people were. They believe that it's their lane, their highway, their street, so if you cut them off you have invaded their space.. And it's always leftists with the most stickers on their cars!!

bobby said...

so does this mean i have to take the steelers sticker off of my car?

Mike Reino said...

Nah, you can keep the Steelers sticker. I think the more political and contraversial stickers you have, the bigger putz you are..