I have never made a sex tape. Let's get that out right away. Good thing, right? No one wants to see me having sex. Even I wouldn't want to see it. But, i guess if you're famous, people will pay to see you doing it. I could understand Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton, but VERNE TROYER ?????
Uh, yeah. Mini Me is suing TMZ.com for a whopping $20 Million for airing parts of a sex tape he made that made it's way into TMZ's hands. Of course, Troyer made the tape for personal use, not for sale. My guess is he wanted proof that he has sex, but I shouldn't criticize him - he probably gets laid more than me. Correction. I'm SURE he does........
Will any freaks actually want to watch this? There's probably some kook with a midget (sorry, Little Person) fetish out there who's been waiting for this since Austin Powers first came out.