Ted Kennedy underwent a 3 1/2 hour operation to remove the malignant tumor from hi brain. Apparently, the proceedure was a success, but for a surprising reason - Kennedy has no brain....
According to the specialist in charge, attacking the tumor was easy picking. "It was a lot easier than we expected..... it was all tumor , no brain there. We had a little primitive liberal brain matter here and there, but it hardly got in the way. Guess all that alcohol pretty much killed most of it beforehand...."
Just kidding ! You had to know it was coming.... Seriously, for all the disagreements that we might have with Kennedy, here's hoping that everything went okay.