For the last couple months, Republicans everywhere were wondering why Rick Perry was having such trouble at the debates earlier this year. Heck, we even diagnosed him as having ADD. But rather than being unable to focus, it seems we may have finally found out the cause: Corn Dog-Itis...
According to sources that will remain imaginary, Perry was at a Town Hall meeting in Barnwell, South Carolina, when he suddenly began to gag - kinda like that scene in Alien , where that thing popped out through the guy's chest. But, rather than that happening, Perry gagged out an entire Corn Dog he ate at the Iowa State Fair months earlier....
Witnesses said it was surreal... 'Perry must have swallowed that dang thing whole, 'cause that's the way it came out - stick and all!', quoted one witness. With the obctruction cleared, Perry seems to have regained the ability to speak and debate without Brain Farting anymore. The damage may have already been done, but at least he can finish strong....
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