Thursday, February 28, 2008

It Looks Like We Need to Reintroduce the SC6 Strippers - Patrons Guidebook..



Okay, the internet access is up today, and I'm feeling a little better , so let's try to post today. I was on SCNow.com, and I heard that there was an incident involving a dancer and patron from the Trophy Club. From what I read, the patron needed a ride home, so one of the dancers took him. He then decided to drag her into his apartment, and offered to give her $200 if she got naked. Yeah, I think the idea wasn't the brightest her ever had either. Luckily, she got away unhurt, and the guy is in jail under $50k bond.





As a frequent patron and friend of the arts, I've decided to try and give y'all some guidelines to follow when at a Strip Club. If our friends had followed these rules, things would have ended a lot better....





First, a message to the guys..... Dancers are great people. They're pretty fun, they're less inhibited, and they geberally treat you nice. However, they are professionals, and this is their job. They are not there to pick up customers and make a few extra bucks after hours. Their job is to earn some extra money and to go home. I'm not saying that their sole purpose is to separate you from your wallet in as little time as possible, although some might be that way. But it is their job. The important thing is to have fun, and don't expect too much. I have made some good friends at the Trophy Club, but I doubt any of them trust me enough to ride in a car with me alone.





Next, a tip for the ladies.... Never ride home with a patron. The bar provides taxi rides for them if they're too drunk to drive - you never should feel obligated to taking one of them home. The guys are probably drunk, looking at pretty, half-naked women all night. Trust me, no good will come out of possibly encouraging the fantasy....




Yes, hanging out at a Strip Club can be a lot of fun, but if you follow these rules, I'm sure we'll all have a better time.....
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Per West Rhino's request, here is the YouTube clip of Al Bundy at the Strip Club....
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Add don't tip with quarters and don't try the Al Bundy dollar bill on a string bit (there's gotta be a youtube of the latter).

Thoroughbred 401k said...

Good tips for sure Rhino...

Anonymous said...

cant touch this