Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Beyonce and Jay-Z Got a Wedding License? Who Cares, Earl Is Having His Graduation Party Soon !!



Time to Get Your Social Calendar Ready...





Yes, word is that Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z are finally going to get married this Spring in New York. Now chances are that you probably will not be invited. Don't be upset, I'm not going either..... But fear not, while they're sipping Cristal by the bottle, you can hang out in Moncks Corner, ripping Earl Capps a new A-hole - all in good fun, of course.....





Earl is at long last ending his mammoth collegiate career, and on May 10th, he'll be celebrating it with friends and family by having a roast. And we here at SC6 are getting ready !

Nothing will be off limits that day, and we'll leave no stone unturned. Remember we are the guys that brought you the Beer and Arby's - Treasurer Scandal...

Time to sharpen the old axe......

11 comments:

still in new orleans moye said...

oh yea

Bobby said...

hey...look at that, my best man is on top of Beyonce and Jay-Z, but totally forgot about my birthday!!! guess who's moving down on the speed dial list!!! might have to kick you out of the circle of trust!!!

Mike Reino said...

Sorry Bob, I still get yours and Ashley's mixed up. The week has been flying by...

bobby said...

no excuses Michael...you know i'm a fool...and the shoe fits, hence my birthday on the 1st!

hope all is well down your way.

Anonymous said...

does that mean at the roast we can talk about Earl's past life as "sherry" and his transgendered home on the web.

Mike Reino said...

There was a rumor on the Daily Kos, that Earl was actually the leader vocalist for Vixen, but I doubt that one.

Anonymous said...

paul adams, i doubt you'd be invited.

are you still living with your parents? that's getting a little old, as well as you making anonymous jabs at people, thinking we won't know it's you.

"atwater's ghost" - when will you grow up?

but we know a few things about you. don't throw stones in glass houses, that's all we have to say.

Mike Reino said...

play nice everyone........

Earl Capps said...

Nah, it couldn't be that guy. Paul Adams was posting congratulations on my website, and emailing me about various subjects, including some he wanted my help and involvement with.

Some were even just a few weeks ago.

It would take someone with a real evil soul to do that - suck up to someone, and then turn around and stick a knife in their back. Especially if that person had done nothing wrong to them, and even tried to help them.

Ol' Lee was repentant for the mean things he'd done to people in his life, and that certainly teaches us all an important lesson. While it's ok to challenge ones points of view, it's never ok to be personally insulting about it.

No matter how special he thought he was, he learned that we all live in the same world, and no matter what fame or fortune we may have, it is fleeting. Sooner or later, we all find that is better to be loved and respected than to be #1.

Or in the case of Comrade Vice-Chairman Mike, number two.

Mike Reino said...

Hey, Number Two is my life. Uhh....

Earl Capps said...

even more importantly, we love and respect you as well.