Man, Look at Those EYES !!!
I love Bon Jovi, but Richie Sambora must be an idiot..... Anyway, as cliche hot as Heather Locklear is, I'll show you why she is so sexy - she's funny as hell !!
It took me a while, but I finally found my all-time favorite Saturday Night Live clip - Heather Locklear and Mike Myers doing 'Amazing Timesavers'. If you've never seen it, you're in for a treat. Heather is one of those talking-head QVC announcers. She's constantly focused on selling whatever piece of crap that's in front of her. But, she has a certain defect - intense bigotry......
Jews, Japanese, Indians, Puerto Ricans - no ethnic group is safe. Myers is the helpless inventor who is literally crawling out of his skin. It's a lot like when Myers was stuck net to Kanye West during his "George Bush doesn't care about black people" rant after Hurricane Katrina... Nothing goes together better than racist and pasta makers !!!!