Saturday, April 12, 2008

Would You Chat With This Girl , Even if It Were a Scam ?? So Would I .





Time to call Lufthansa Airlines again..... Meet Lena. I got an e-mail from her on MySpace this week. By the way, the local championship wrestling association still wants me to let them kick my ass... Back to Lena. She's from the Ukraine also - the eastern end, where they really love Putin. All I gotta say is Yowza Comrade !!! Did I ever mention that dark hair and blue eyes are my favorite?




She's written three times this week, although she has to have her letters translated. Why do all the pretty ones not speak English?? Anyway, she is a florist, she's 26, and she is looking for a good man to, they say there, "spend the life". If she can't find a guy, then it is official... UKRAINIAN GUYS ARE STUPID !!!! But their loss is America's gain. Here's some more pics:




Lena at work...
Planting tulips on something....





Lena at... who cares! Look at her..














Lena and her Aunts... Good genes, eh?


Now, before you guys start freaking out, I know - it's a scam. But at least this girl answers questions that I ask, and doesn't just send a form letter..... Here's what will happen: We'll send e-mails back and forth, we'll get very close, she'll begin to think of me often, with loving thoughts. Then she'll decide that she HAS to meet me. She won't ask for money - she'll pay her own way, and then give me the itinerary for her trip. Next, she'll go to Kiev by bus to catch her flight, and some terrible tragedy will befall her there. She'll be pickpocketed, mugged, or the KGB will impound her breast implants. Then she'll need me to Western Union her cash....... As Grady the Badger said, 'Ka-POWEE !!!'
Sure, this will go nowhere, but it's more fun than chatting with the Wrestlers for Jesus Guy.....
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8 comments:

Earl Capps said...

i take it you haven't read the UN considers the impounding of breast implants a human rights violation? where is your compassion?

Mike Reino said...

I thought you just couldn't transport them across international waters....

Earl Capps said...

not sure. but please keep us posted on this one. it sounds like a lot of fun to me!

love my orange moye said...

lets go to costa rica

chicago moye said...

any more info

Mike Reino said...

Nothing so far. i may have let on that I knew it was a scam too much. Her e-mail address is from Germany....

bobby said...

oh, for God sake, just stop it Michael!

Mike Reino said...

Hey, she wrote me first ! I'm just being courteous.