Saturday, April 12, 2008

Just In Case You Needed More Proof That Men & Women Are Different, SC6 Gives It To You..


In case I never thanked you guys for donating topics or info to blog about, let me take the time to do it now. Here's another example... I'm not sure where the original source came from , but it made it to my e-mail. It's a pretty accurate list of ways Men & Women see things differently - and yet I still try to figure them out. Good Luck on that.......
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each otherLaura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they willaffectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, eventhough it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller andnone will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get theirbill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, just becauseit's on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shavingcream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel of some sort. The averagenumber of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.Most men would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says afterthat is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking,many men kick cats.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man neverworries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. Asuccessful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A manmarries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals and, yeah, that's about it.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking (relatively-speaking) as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night. No scientists have figuredthis one out yet.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about their dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods,secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some shortpeople living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Please send all complaints to the comments section.....
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1 comment:

Greeleyville moye said...

this was good